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Fearless Phill, the maniac golfer, receives a brand new one iron for his birthday. After receiving the gift Phill calls his buddy and the two meet at the course. Phill tees the first shot and pulls out the one iron. BANG! Phill slices the ball into the trees. "Well God da..." "Phill!" cries out his partner, "Watch your mouth. It´s Sunday." Phill mumbles and grumbles and storms into the trees. Phill, once again, grabs his brand new club, takes his stance, swings, and rolls a worm burner about twenty feet. "Jesus FREEKIN´ CH..." "PHILL!!! Watch your mouth." Once again, Phill whips out the new club, addresses the ball, swings, the ball takes off 200 yards directly into the lake. "GOD DAMMIT!!!" Three lighting bolts slam down on the ground around Phill, each, just missing him by inches. Phill´s partner runs up: "Phill! Phill! are you O.K.?" "Ya, I´m O.K." "I told you not to use that kind of language." "You were right. The only thing that saved me was my new club." "How do you figure?" "Because, Freddy, EVEN GOD CAN´T HIT A ONE IRON!"
submitted by N.M., Stockton, CA


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