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Golfers are renown for their colorful language, used not only after a bad shot, but also during ordinary conversation, to wit: a drive that skitters along the ground is called a "worm burner" or a "worm raper"; if the shot is better enough that it gets enough yardage to qualify as a good shot, regardless of how ugly it is, fellow golfers will comfort the driver with the observation that the ball "will run like a sailor´s dick." A playing partner described satisfactory quality of the goings-on at a Ducks Unlimited gathering by saying that the scotch and the strippers were the same age. Whoa!
submitted by D.M., Irving, TX


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