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Jesus and Moses were out playing one day when the came to a long par three over water. Moses pulls out a 5 iron and hits a nice shot to the green, leaving himself a 15 foot putt. Jesus tees his ball up and says, "You know Jack Nicklaus would hit a 7 iron, so that´s what I´ll use." He then drops his ball into the middle of the pond. He then looks questioningly at Moses, who says, "All right, Lord, here you go," and parts the pond so Jesus can retrieve his ball. Again, Jesus tees it up saying, "Jack would definitely use a 7 iron," and hits it into the middle of the pond and again Moses parts the water for him. As Jesus tees it up or the third time, Moses says, "All right, Lord, you´re on your own this time." Jesus promptly knocks the ball right into the middle of the pond again. While Jesus is walking over the middle of the pond looking for the ball, another two-some arrives at the tee. One of them walks up next o Moses and says, "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" And Moses replies, "No, he KNOWS he´s Jesus Christ, he THINKS he´s Jack Nicklaus!"

submission by B.G., Fairborn, OH